Kwirq

You run out of time to get things done because you think in the future, that mysterious fantastical realm of possibilities, you’ll have more free time than you do now.

— Procrastination « You Are Not So Smart

Past-me is always sticking present-me with unrealistic obligations. That’s ok: future-me can probably deal with them in time.

(Frankly, I’m proud of myself for reading the whole article.)

Hello Kwirq, the neutral male white Blogger, welcome back to NetHack!

What do you want to read? [bps or ?*] j
j - a blessed scroll of enlightenment called Feminist theory.--More--
As you read the scroll, it disappears. You feel self-knowledgeable.--More--
þ - a cursed backpack of privilege (being worn)--More-
You feel you could be less biased.

What do you want to read? [bps or ?*] s
s - a blessed scroll of remove curse
As you read the scroll, it disappears. You feel like someone is helping you.
What do you want to remove? [wz or ?*] þ
You can't. It's cursed.--More--
You feel like the patriarchy is helping you.

—Inspired by Simon, with help from Peggy McIntosh